ugh exams and stuff

Why does every post I make start out with an apology that I haven't been posting enough? Like WTFFFFF.

In other news, I woke up with the words "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW" coming out of my mouth. My body has turned against me and started pinching every pain receptor nerve in every muscle which led to my brain's realisation of "AHHH F*** EVERYTHING HURTS". Everyone just tells me I'm not eating enough vegetables. I'm sorry, I ate a pound of carrots yesterday and I don't think it helps.

Watev.

It's probably just exam stress and stuff. I have my School Certificate in 5 weeks, and if I don't get over 90 I'm seriously-and no censoring here-fucked.

So while I try to make less mistakes by racing through past exam papers (Advice given: I know the content, I just make silly mistakes. Better these than serious mistakes, right?) and failing, I'm trying to keep my sanity about the fact that I need more friends.

With the exception of you, of course. In your own mind.

Dictionary.com says:
friend (frɛnd)

— n
1. a person known well to another and regarded with liking, affection, and loyalty; an intimate
2. an acquaintance or associate
3. an ally in a fight or cause; supporter
4. a fellow member of a party, society, etc
5. a patron or supporter: a friend of the opera
6. be friends to be friendly (with)
7. make friends to become friendly (with)

Like seriously. According ti this definition, I have >5 friends. Not even 5.

why am i so unpopular and why do i think about this so much its probably quite unhealthy sarah you need a hobby a hobby that a lot of other people like and that you can do regularly so you have some common ground with at least SOME people so you can be friends with them maybe you should get off your ass and buy a skateboard and become a cool skater kid i heard theys nice and theres a lot of them so you can exploit their numbers and just become friends with them all

My thinking processes don't use punctuation.